Dude, you're supposed to be "blind-sided by her beauty." Not "bride-slided by her veil..."
Considerably easier to pull off a dip while taking a dip.
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds
Well, to be honest it's kind of hard to look badass when you've got a birdcage veil on. Nice try though!
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