Can You Believe That Call?!

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Can You Believe That Call?!
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"I don't care if we're supposed to be somewhere and all the guests are waiting! That was such a red card!"

A Nice Day for a White Castle Wedding

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Or, it would be a nice day for getting married at a medieval-themed burger chain if some guy wasn't MURDERING the Billy Idol song "White Wedding" in the background. I mean, get married in a fast food joint if that's your thing, but leave Billy Idol alone!

In Yo Face, Wife!

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In Yo Face, Wife!
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"My friends Jessica and Brent didn't rehearse their first dance. They got to a very sweet part of the song and Jessica said "Brent, touch my face." This is what happened."