This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.
Do you have an 18-inch waist and a love of history? This may be the dress for you!
"Scarlet, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue."
Free wedding dresses for brides of servicemen? This is an excellent idea!
The dress isn't gonna trash itself, you're gonna have to do a little of the work.