"Scarlet, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue."
This is why we wear sensible underthings at our weddings. You never know what might happen.
We all need a little help sometimes. It's a good chance to get back at your siblings for the years of abuse.
One last gulp and then you're gonna have to hold it for about four hours.
Free wedding dresses for brides of servicemen? This is an excellent idea!