Gemma says: "My dress was made by my husband's brother who was also the best man so it was a good job that most people were admiring the dress and didn't notice the massive cowpat on hubby's knee!"
We all need a little help sometimes. It's a good chance to get back at your siblings for the years of abuse.
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
That is some pretty complicated underwear. Where's your dress? Is that why you look so flustered?