No! Don't give the ring to Galadriel!
"Scarlet, you're blind, she looks like a big meringue."
All aboard the Ridiculous-Dress Express!
We all need a little help sometimes. It's a good chance to get back at your siblings for the years of abuse.
If your wedding dress is trying to strangle you, maybe you're making the wrong choices.
Do you have an 18-inch waist and a love of history? This may be the dress for you!