Because you might just stumble upon a dog dressed in traditional Korean wedding attire. Then you won't be able to tell if you think it's cute or bizarre... and then you'll know you're just on the internet too damn much.
Just say "I do."
Awwww yeeaaahhhh! betcha never thought I'd sneak in a Quad City DJs reference on Wedinator, didja? 90s music forever!
... must be manhandled by a veterinarian to get out.
Much known fact: dogs are always honest about their feelings towards everyone.
Stop looking at each other and throw the ball already!