Because you might just stumble upon a dog dressed in traditional Korean wedding attire. Then you won't be able to tell if you think it's cute or bizarre... and then you'll know you're just on the internet too damn much.
An animal rights activist is breaking records and the bank by staging a $250,000 dog wedding for charity. Luxuries include:
A $6,000 custom wedding dress for the tiny Coton de Tulear, a $5,000 sushi spread, and a $15,000 seven-piece orchestra...
Although the estimated costs are sky-high, the vendors are actually donating their services to this black-tie and collar gala at The Jumeirah Essex House. All proceeds will benefit The Humane Society of New York.