On the bright side, these guests don't eat a lot. However, good luck being the center of attention at your own wedding!
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.
Reminds me of the last time I was put under for dental surgery... wait I mean best wedding ever!!
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!