Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!
For those of you who want the karat count in your diamond to match your maturity level.
Hey Prince Eric, stop showing off that you've got knees! That's all she ever wanted!!
Sure you can have a free Disney wedding... but you must adhere to our strictly ridiculous dress code on premises...