Wait, I don't see any bored Disneyland-goers on mine carts! Not legit.
A marriage proposal facilitated by a sassy talking trash can! It's like your loud, annoying friend you can't get rid of. Only now that friend's a robot. At Disney World. ... Yes.
Symptoms of high-altitude weddings include giddiness. Symptoms of watching the movie "Up" include crying at the beginning like everybody does.
My fairy godmother started reading Ayn Rand and now she's all, "do it yourself." Ugh, the modern world is too complicated!