You want romance? Try carpooling!
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
Don't be so prudish, Pixar Car! You're Italian. #stereotypes
Actually, legend has it that my parents went on a date to the junk yard early on in their relationship. Maybe they're good luck for relationships?
I mean, a car can't run without maintenance, same can be said for a marriage, right?