Fancy Mustard

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Fancy Mustard
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This was the most excited my husband has been since wedding planning started.

But of course! He wants you guys to be as fancy as possible on your wedding day. Remember, The One Percent are too good for restaurants so they eat in their cars while somebody else drives them around.

Weddings are a Drag

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Weddings are a Drag
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...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber

My money's on "FAT 383!"

Meals on Wheels

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Meals on Wheels
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As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.