As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
Don't be so prudish, Pixar Car! You're Italian. #stereotypes
Actually, legend has it that my parents went on a date to the junk yard early on in their relationship. Maybe they're good luck for relationships?
...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber
My money's on "FAT 383!"