You want romance? Try carpooling!
The problem with vintage cars is that sometimes at very clutch moments you realize why we don't drive cars like these anymore...
As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber
My money's on "FAT 383!"