As punishment for ruining the other cake, I will eat the tire cake... OK, so I'm gonna eat both of you. I never said this was going to be fair.
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I mean, a car can't run without maintenance, same can be said for a marriage, right?
Ride on, Newly-Single-Viking, ride on.
...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber
My money's on "FAT 383!"