She's a Wreck

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She's a Wreck
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Actually, legend has it that my parents went on a date to the junk yard early on in their relationship. Maybe they're good luck for relationships?

Chevy and Tools, a Match Made in Heaven

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Chevy and Tools, a Match Made in Heaven
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I mean, a car can't run without maintenance, same can be said for a marriage, right?

Hummer of Love

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Hummer of Love
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Not to be confused with the "Summer of Love."

Weddings are a Drag

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Weddings are a Drag
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...And kids, thats why mum's wedding dress smells like burnt rubber

My money's on "FAT 383!"