When death is no longer an obstacle.
This should bring good fortune and laughs.
These were two My Little Pony cake toppers that I personally customized. It took about 3 months to finish the pair- mostly because of the bride pony! Here is a picture of them on our wedding cake.
Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.
Trash the dress? More like trash the city.