Your children aren't going to be NBA players. I'm sorry. They might have the height, but the reach? Probably a lost cause.

The groom is a huge Whovian and designed every detail of the cake himself. The silver ribbon was custom screenprinted with the name of the Doctor in Galifreyan script by the groom's mother. He even colored the Amy figurine's hair to match the bride's. For her part, the bride surprised him with the Doctor Who themed photo collage platform for his cake, proving that he could never find a better companion anywhere throughout time and space.

Amazing! I'm just worried about how the cake topper Doctor and his companion are gonna get out of this jam!

Invertebride and groom.

Wish them well or they will eat you.

Aaaaand that title, dear readers, is why I'm not into rock climbing.

These dapper Daleks will classy up your wedding and the last few moments of your existence before EXTERMINATION.

Cute Chinese cake toppers. Wo ai ni!