Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"

Hey, maybe she had lipstick on her teeth.

Jesi says: "My maid of honor and I made my bouquet from comic book pages and brooches."

You have no idea what I went through for this, you wench!

That furry bridesmaid is so bossy!