Giantess' weddings can be hazardous to us little folk.
A comically over-sized bouquet. Just for you dearest.
Jesi says: "My maid of honor and I made my bouquet from comic book pages and brooches."
...a gentleman's perfectly shined shoes! Guys need more chanced to be dashing like this, especially at weddings.
Our submitter says: "My husband was a screamer in a band so the photographer told him to use the flowers as a microphone. He later performed with the band after a few hours of dancing at the reception, that sure cleared the old people out!"
Overly excited guest plots next marriage. Bend those knees!