This is a task for the world. Get to it. Marry off all the cats!
Bowtie Cat's first priority is not the celebration of your special day. It's getting this motherf$&*ing bowtie off. Priority number two? Scratching you... in revenge.
I can has MOAR funny LOLcats?
Awwww he has a built-in tuxedo so all he needs is the little bow tie!