Bowtie Cat's first priority is not the celebration of your special day. It's getting this motherf$&*ing bowtie off. Priority number two? Scratching you... in revenge.

Awwww he has a built-in tuxedo so all he needs is the little bow tie!

Lest we forget that the internet is for cats.

Pudding, the daughter of Tidbit and an Unknown Tomcat Somebody Forgot to Neuter of San Francisco, was married Saturday evening to Boots, the son of Mr. Sniffles of Annapolis, Md. and his wife Pookie-Ookie. It was a small, ridiculous ceremony.

She found Mr. Purrfect. :/

All that black cat is thinking at this moment is, "how can I leave as many hairs as possible on that white dress?"