Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)
As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.
Ian McKaye Totally Looks Like Ceiling Cat
They're both watching you... you know what. And to be perfectly honest, Mr. McKaye looks pretty impressed with what he sees. Not Ceiling Cat, though. He's seen bigger.
This Cat Totally Looks Like This Girl
I like that cat's positive attitude. I would like to hire it as the office mascot. Initially, i was considering the girl, but clearly she is faking her enthusiasm. Also, a human mascot might be kind of weird considering we're really all about the cats around here.
Gary Spivey, Medium Totally Looks Like Limecat, a Lolcat
In all your life, did you ever think that a cat with a lime on its head would look less weird than the thing you're comparing it to?
Cat T-Shirt Totally Looks Like Puma T-Shirt
Don't even get me started on that cat! He's all "OMG, I'm a black cat who likes to shed, so I am gonna go lie down like puma on this dude's freshly-laundered white shirt and FUR IT UP!" No cheezburgers for you, kitteh!
