Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)
As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.
This Cat Totally Looks Like This Girl
I like that cat's positive attitude. I would like to hire it as the office mascot. Initially, i was considering the girl, but clearly she is faking her enthusiasm. Also, a human mascot might be kind of weird considering we're really all about the cats around here.