Egress Methods is its name and creating rhyming ways to leave your lover is its game. The Twitter bot was programmed to randomly generate a new method of breaking up every few hours based on Paul Simon's hit song "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover." So no need to be coy, Roy...just slip out the back, Jack. And if neither of those are your name, just check out this Twitter feed, and you'll have the rhyming answer on how to leave your lover in no time.
Paul Simon claimed that there must be fifty ways to leave your lover, but in his famous song he named far fewer than that. Egress Methods, a twitter bot, fulfills the promise that Mr. Simon could not — and then some –tweeting a randomly generated formula for lover-leaving every few hours, from now into eternity.
Seed the calm twitch, Rich— Egress Methods (@egressmethods) March 21, 2014
Load the pent hob, Bob— Egress Methods (@egressmethods) March 18, 2014
Whisk off a wain, Wayne— Egress Methods (@egressmethods) March 19, 2014
Empty a pin, Lin— Egress Methods (@egressmethods) March 17, 2014
Scrawl off the get, Chet— Egress Methods (@egressmethods) March 16, 2014
After Supernatural's Jared Padalecki took to Twitter to express his thoughts on the latest Justin Bieber scandal, he received some really classy threats and calls to boycott the show from Beliebers, including this well thought out gem:
@jarpad you have issues mind ur own bussiness u a**hole,,, soo jealous omgggg jealousy is the ugliest thing, stop being jealous you ass— We Believe :D (@Justins_Faith) January 15, 2014
Never ones to back down from a fight, Supernatural fans took it upon themselves to make sure the latest episode saw the most views since 2010. Well done.