Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.
Statistics have never been so squee!
This robot here loves to cuddle so don't let his "metal" exterior scare you he was knitted with love and kindness.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?
Just don't let your real cat get a hold of this little guy. Under the fridge he goes!