The poof, the orange skin, the belly ring, it's flawless!
Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
Available at Mochimochi Land http://mochimochiland.com/shop/boo-pattern/ ($5)
I've never been any good with actual yarn, perhaps I could master the art of icing crocheting in time for my cats and dogs to have babies. Wait, they're not having babies! WHO WILL I BE GRANNY FOR?
There's nothing better than a traditional, cozy cable-knit sweater. Even a snowman can agree.
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!