Next time I move homes I want a cake in the shape of my new house. There must be something symbolic about eating a replica of your home. What could it mean?
Like subtle little quiet ghosts creeping up on your earholes.
I've seen swans giving their babies a ride around the lake on their backs, I'd never thought of hiring one to carry my wallet, lip gloss, phone and notebook for me. Clever.
You don't need giant wings to fly in your own way.
Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?
I'd be impressed if someone could develop seeds that grow sugar flowers from chocolate. Scientists, get on that!
Poor birdie, doesn't he realize that the flower has a button in the middle and isn't a real flower at all? Poor blogger, doesn't she realize that the whole thing is made of sugar and the birdie isn't even real? I get lost sometimes guys, for real.
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