I've seen swans giving their babies a ride around the lake on their backs, I'd never thought of hiring one to carry my wallet, lip gloss, phone and notebook for me. Clever.
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?
Next time I move homes I want a cake in the shape of my new house. There must be something symbolic about eating a replica of your home. What could it mean?
I won't scare you, I promise!