Who wants some more iced tea? Who? Who?
I've always thought a squirrel tail would make a great handle. But usually I was thinking about how it was a handle to pick up a squirrel, not a cup.
What, you don't have these guys hanging out in trees in your yard?
I've seen swans giving their babies a ride around the lake on their backs, I'd never thought of hiring one to carry my wallet, lip gloss, phone and notebook for me. Clever.
You don't need giant wings to fly in your own way.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?