This guy will guard your foyer, keep your umbrellas from getting moldy, and when the weather is dry, you can sit on him!
I won't scare you, I promise!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
Like subtle little quiet ghosts creeping up on your earholes.
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
Do you have bad aim and a desperate need to save your pennies?