Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.