Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
To hold your cold, hard cash.
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!