Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.