These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.
He looks sweet now, but if anyone tries to take anything out of your little pouch, he'll defend your property with fierceness.
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.