Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!