Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.