It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Even Hello Kitty throws a little attitude around now and again.
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.