To hold your cold, hard cash.
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.