Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!
Keeping an unwrapped chocolate bar is risky and overall a very bad move. But a fabric candy bar that holds your money without making it sticky is pretty genius, I must say.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?