These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
Even if we're not using cassettes anymore, at least we can still take advantage of how awesome they were. Nostalgia can be useful!
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!