Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!