Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.
To hold your cold, hard cash.
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.