It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Now that it's back to diet-town for a lot of us, it would be nice to know I've always got a bagel on hand if I need it.
These bears make me want nothing more than a springtime bike ride through London. I'll use this wallet to save my pennies for the trip.
This just brings back memories of thumb blisters. What a terribly designed controller! It makes a much better wallet.
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.