It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
These are some intense fisticuffs right here.
I know we're in a recession and you've only got a few dimes to put in this wallet but at least those dimes will be well dressed!
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
Careful what you put in there, you might not get it back!
Don't be afraid, they will gently hold your laundry money and bobby pins witout losing a thing.