Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
When you need a little extra magic in your life, you know where to turn.