Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
This girl is guaranteed* to bring a little magic into your life.
*Not actually guaranteed.
My home is only accessible by the magic of unicorn power!
When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.