My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Nothing says "I love unicorns" like a gigantic pendant with a picture of a unicorn and a rainbow. Hanging another one in the middle of your forehead also helps.
Candy mountain is just full of surprises! Rainbows, unicorns, not to mention candy!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.
When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.