You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
Dude, this unicorn is totally gonna do whatever he wants. You can't tell him what to do.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Imaginary taxidermy of imaginary animals is my favorite kind of taxidermy!
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Like a soft, tiny version of my beloved My Little Ponies of yore, this unicorn has the flowingest mane and tail I've seen since I was seven.