A gymnast made of yarn would totally win, so flexible!
What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.
You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$