If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.
What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
You can find this cutie and similar items at kritureart for 20$
Zoidberg looks a little too much like he wants to chew on my spleen, but otherwise these guys are super precious!