What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
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My, what big eyes you have, Babushka.
Now that it's the year of the dragon, I think it's high time we all started dressing like it.
The things you can do with a bag of cheap-o toys and a glue gun really are astounding.