Available at: None Such Garden http://www.etsy.com/listing/50946349/tototl-the-quetzal-wool-felt-plush-doll ($100)
This is supposed to help you learn chopstick dexterity by moving the pandas around. I know it helps me say AWWWWWWWWW a lot more often.
What message are you trying to send? Just tell the sock monkeys and they'll take care of it for you.
Have you got enough pastel bunnies around for tomorrow?
We are just here to guard the candles, please have mercy!