Maybe if you talk to it, it will outgrow its tiny vial and join the rest of your houseplants.
This hunter is only 20cm tall but he is still a fierce warrior and will defend your tiny valuables with all his might.
Fill a pie with berries and rum and I'm there. It's like a delicious girly cocktail with a crust!
I like to slip tiny things into pockets of jackets I know I won't wear for a while as a future surprise. This would be a great pocket surprise.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BEAR SO TINY?! I'M SHOUTING TO OVERCOME THE SMALLNESS!
Quick, someone make me the tiniest cup for my tea.
Totoro's big, pleading eyes are almost too much to resist. For the love of all that is good, give him a home!