Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
You've got somebody watching over you.
The thought of popping a whole tiny kiwi in my mouth without having to bother with the fuzz and the size just delights me. Adorable!
It would be pretty squee-tastic if a couple of these were mixed in with a bottle of prescription meds!
This hunter is only 20cm tall but he is still a fierce warrior and will defend your tiny valuables with all his might.
Quick, someone make me the tiniest cup for my tea.
I don't think I'll be able to play poker on this table. And now I can't play poker at all because a bunch of my cards have been destroyed. Oh well, worth it for the cute.