I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.
Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.
Fill a pie with berries and rum and I'm there. It's like a delicious girly cocktail with a crust!
Itty bitty Mr. Valentine needs to be held closely. You don't want to lose him!
Needle felting is an awesome hobby. How many other (legal) hobbies are there that consist mainly of stabbing and end up with bears this cute?
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
Maybe if you talk to it, it will outgrow its tiny vial and join the rest of your houseplants.