As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.