Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Available at: LoveLeeSoaps http://www.etsy.com/listing/58312569/blue-bird-nest-soap-set ($6.50)
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!