I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.