Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
I'll wash that face right off your head.