What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!