As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.