This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Brought to you by: Aperture Science Shower Inc.
It's important to use every part of the beast.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.