I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
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Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!