Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
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My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
Is your bathroom trash heap themed? Do you collect stray cats and old food remnants? Boy do I have a bar of soap for you!
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.