Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
Feeling dirty this morning? Unloved? Too human? Scrub down with this robot soap full of love and solve all your problems at once.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.