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What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Just a gentle suggestion.