What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.