Kitty's mouth is so clean!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?