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Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Does your heart die a little when you have to throw away that last little sliver of soap? Now you can save it! You have now personally solved all our ecological problems!
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.