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Though a mustache doesn't seem the most hygenic tool for washing your hands, trust me on this one.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!