Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.
Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.