It's important to use every part of the beast.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
Good smelling bath melty bombs that look good enough to eat? I'll take a dozen!
I'll wash that face right off your head.
These glass bubble earrings look almost like impossibly light soap bubbles just hovering near your ears. Magic!
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?