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Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
I hope these soaps come with a flavor map in the box because if I start using one and discover it's coconut inside, I'm throwing it right over the shower curtain.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.