My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
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Just a gentle suggestion.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Let's face it, soap will end up covered in bacteria anyway, why not give it a head start?
Your guests may wonder why you keep cake in your shower. Let's just hope they don't try to eat it.
Guest soaps don't always have to be cherubs and seashells you know.