My hands will smell so majestic after I wash them with a unicorn!
It's important to use every part of the beast.
I'll wash that face right off your head.
Kitty's mouth is so clean!
If only prescription chill pills would bathe you and make you clean as well as making you happy.
Come to the Dark Side of the powder room sink.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.