No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!
These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!
I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.
Moar brains! Less military!
Do you have what it takes to skydive into Mordor?
Baby, are you as lovely on the inside as you are on the outside?
Their origin, revealed!