You squeeze too hard!
Do you have what it takes to skydive into Mordor?
Baby, are you as lovely on the inside as you are on the outside?
Why I never! The gall!
I have a bachelors in trolling and a masters in glitch gifs.
Mr. Watermelon has sliced a piece of his face off for our enjoyment. And look how pleased of himself he is? It just wouldn't be right to deny a slice of that sweet sweet melon.