I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.
No joke, I used to do cross stitch with my mom while listening to a ghetto blaster. Someone stole a scrap of my childhood and made me a shirt!
Their origin, revealed!
These are some seriously crusty scallywags right here. Watch your back for scurvy!
Three dots and a bow. You know you've got an iconic brand when that's all it takes to identify a character.
Not ME! The RAMEN! Some people!