I was partying with aliens who kept messing with my hair and now I'm hungover. Sorry dude.
Moar brains! Less military!
Admit it, you really really want a shirt with hair on it that you can braid.
Available at: Ex-Boyfriend Collection http://www.ex-boyfriendcollection.com/shop/tshirt-d-45-p-0-FuzzAldrinTshirt.htm ($25)
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Mr. Watermelon has sliced a piece of his face off for our enjoyment. And look how pleased of himself he is? It just wouldn't be right to deny a slice of that sweet sweet melon.
Luckily this pi lover understands the importance of personal hygiene.
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