What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
Give a rhino your love. You won't regret it.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
I don't sew, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasons I need a measuring tape around the house. I've just always really wanted a retractable strawberry.
If I had a soft rocket I'd dream of space!
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.