I don't sew, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasons I need a measuring tape around the house. I've just always really wanted a retractable strawberry.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.
If I had a soft rocket I'd dream of space!
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
Sew your own whale of a tale.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.