I don't sew, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasons I need a measuring tape around the house. I've just always really wanted a retractable strawberry.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
If I had a soft rocket I'd dream of space!
Your pots and pans need to know that you appreciate them too!
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.