If I had a soft rocket I'd dream of space!
Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
Give a rhino your love. You won't regret it.
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!