What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.
Give a rhino your love. You won't regret it.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Don't worry, Chewie. We'll get you some braces before you have to start shooting.
Just looking at her makes me sleepy. Imagine what having her bedside could do.