I don't sew, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasons I need a measuring tape around the house. I've just always really wanted a retractable strawberry.
Give a rhino your love. You won't regret it.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.
Don't worry, Chewie. We'll get you some braces before you have to start shooting.
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!