Keep those chompers away from me! Hang them on a wall somewhere.
What I would have given for a tiny mouse bed to carry around with me everywhere I go. Heck, I'm never too old!
Your pots and pans need to know that you appreciate them too!
Sew your own whale of a tale.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.