Just looking at her makes me sleepy. Imagine what having her bedside could do.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Make your own custom, fat-bellied dragon named Yoki. He'll help keep your hands busy through these dark winter months.
I don't sew, but I'm sure there are plenty of reasons I need a measuring tape around the house. I've just always really wanted a retractable strawberry.
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.