Sew your own whale of a tale.
This ain't no sissy sewing kit. You can be manly and darn a sock at the same time.
We all miss Bessie, I'm so glad to have a lovely tribute to her last moments on earth.
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When I first got my septum pierced my dad used to make constant bull jokes. This is basically the face I gave him in response.
Don't worry, Chewie. We'll get you some braces before you have to start shooting.
If I had to pick one internet meme to adorn my bed, this would be it. Perfection.