The Japanese are so polite to keep my lunch neatly stacked and compartmentalized for me.
You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!
Sorry tower, I have to flip you over to drink my tea. No slight against the French, promise.
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
Your nails should look as pretty as a sugar skull! Why not carry a kit in a skull pouch?
Bowling is awesome but you have to leave your house and there are rarely cats involved. This is perfect for the internet-loving homebody in us all!