Here, let me serve you.
Getting things done around the house is not reserved just for dudes. The advantage we as women have is doing it in style.
I can never hold four toothpicks firmly in one hand, this is just what I need!
Your nails should look as pretty as a sugar skull! Why not carry a kit in a skull pouch?
Every note you write or letter you send can have that little Totoro touch.
Sometimes I get the urge to bake but I don't really like sweets so I have to pawn all the goodies off on my coworkers who REALLY don't mind. This is even easier than carting a giant bucket of cookies on the bus.
You know you love Arrested Development and would reenact a million scenes with this!