Here, let me serve you.
Sometimes two people go together so well and yet are just so different that it seems like magic. Some combos are meant to be celebrated!
Just don't hold it against me if I get turned into a zombie first and go straight for you. It's ingrained at this point!
"I hope she remembers to put my head back on," thought (she can't speak without a mouth) removable headed Hello Kitty.
Every note you write or letter you send can have that little Totoro touch.
Bowling balls can wreak havoc on your hardwood floors. Take it easy.
Sometimes I get the urge to bake but I don't really like sweets so I have to pawn all the goodies off on my coworkers who REALLY don't mind. This is even easier than carting a giant bucket of cookies on the bus.