He may seem hardened and cold, but underneath it all he's really sensitive and delicious.
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
My lunch is scowling at me, I don't know if I can eat it anymore.
No one serves up a more perfect meal!
A cool, sweet, fruity treat is just what we need right now. Serve this at your BBQ this weekend!
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
Here is cold, hard proof that eating healthy can be fun. What kid wouldn't love a cheerful snowman lunch? It's low-carb, lean protein, high fiber, and most likely incredibly tasty. I approve!