Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!
When you show up to the pool with this bag it will be clear that you are a tropical jet-setter of the highest caliber.
Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!
Plain ol' pup tents are so boring. I'd much rather sleep in a book or space. The cheese is a little ripe though.
Tell that special someone that they're foxy! Tell that sneaky sly fox that you're onto their schemes! There's got to be a reason to send everyone a fox!
I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!
It's not very cool to get injured and need a cast, but if you have to have one, it's awesome to be able to print your actual X-ray on the outside! Now you don't have to keep answering inane questions about what happened. Just show them the break.
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