Let's just see the postal workers try to bend this!
I know that for some of you the greatest love of your life is sweet treats. Snuggle with them until you drift into sweet sweet dreams.
This is the perfect card to thank a friend for a lovely dinner party. Look how happy that cat is to have eaten such a delicious meal!
Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
No it's okay, you guys eat, I'll just nibble a little in the kitchen.
Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!