When you're bored in a meeting you can silently work on your vintage gaming strategies.
Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!
Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
My husband has taken to doing most of the cooking in our house these days. He'd look adorable in this.
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