Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!
Uglydolls are so ugly and so cute and so cuddly. They like the rain, let them protect you from it!
Being stuck in a waiting room with nothing to read is awful. Don't let this terrible fate befall you!
Well Hello Sailor!
A real typewriter is a little hefty to lug around (and also, come on, a typewrtier?) so let's stick with a cute print on a bag!
When you're bored in a meeting you can silently work on your vintage gaming strategies.
I have a bachelors in trolling and a masters in glitch gifs.