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Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!
How have you kept that cupcake intact in your pocket all day?
When you show up to the pool with this bag it will be clear that you are a tropical jet-setter of the highest caliber.
That's just too much dog for one pillow!