It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!
Swine is divine!
My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
Oink oink! Come on, don't listen to them, just one cupcake won't hurt you! Just half? Just one piggie? Mmmmmmm pork!
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.