Because the uggos need love too.
It's a piggie in a piggie in a piggie in a piggie...
Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Oink oink! Come on, don't listen to them, just one cupcake won't hurt you! Just half? Just one piggie? Mmmmmmm pork!
Real physical mail is like a super special gift these days, especially when it's a little metal piggie who will stand on your shelf and make you smile.
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.