Swine is divine!
You are what you eat, and I'm proud to be a pig!
Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!
Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!
I hope this little guy doesn't get all squirmy and squealy when you tuck him under your arm to go out for coffee.