Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Hell NO! It's pigasus the flying pig!
Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!
My plants would be happier with a piggie friend for when I'm not around.
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!
I hope this little guy doesn't get all squirmy and squealy when you tuck him under your arm to go out for coffee.
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